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Bobby Lewis, age 23, loser.
Just as the sun is coming up on Saturday morning, two armed men kick in your door and threaten you.  What do you do?  Do you surrender and hope for the best?  Is it an impossible situation?  Are you helpless?  Do they HAVE to succeed?

Apparently not...


 
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Look around you.  Do you see any weapons?  Is there anything nearby that could be used in your defense?

Weapons are easy.  Once you understand how they work, almost anything has some potential as a weapon.  Do you have a coffee mug or a stapler?  What about scissors?  Is there a magazine nearby?  What about a newspaper?  These can be quickly rolled into serviceable weapons.